In Two Blinks Of a Lambs Tail

Curiosity killed the cat, luckily the cat had 9 lives.

Aug 28

Day 25, least favourite character: Cade fucking Skywalker.

Okay let’s just dive right in to how much he sucks. First of all I think that as a rule, people with a beard but no mustache are dicks (unless of course they’re the 16th President of the united states.) I mean what the fuck is he trying to do there?? The point of having facial hair should be to show off your ability to grow a beard and look cool in the process, not to shave it in to as douchey a manner as you can possibly think of. And do something with your hair, Cade; all due respect but you can’t have a face as lumpy as a toads arse and surround it by a field of beautiful golden locks. Are you a man or a woman?? I don’t even know with you! Fuck off!!

HIS CLOTHES as well, Jesus Patrick Christ, his clothes! If you want to be awesome either wear a trench coat or carry a lightsaber, don’t do both! If you do both you look like a massive twat. I mean it’s not exactly traditional of Jedi clothing to wear armour underneath a big leather trench coat… Oh no wait, I mean Sith… No, Jedi… Sith.. Jedi.. Sith.. Jedi. What the fuck are you Cade? Make up your mind! Seriously, it’s not even cool any more and not only that but it’s been done so many times before! Anakin Skywalker, Count Dooku, Quinlan Vos, even Luke Skywalker at one point. I mean as if Luke briefly joining the emperor wasn’t enough of a kick in the balls here you are, his direct ancestor, being allĀ pretentiousĀ and bullshiting us about with your crappy little journey of self realisation. Furthermore what’s going on with Darth Talon? Are you sex buddies, enemies, friends or lovers? If I didn’t hate you so damn much maybe I’d be able to take the time to find out but I just can’t stand looking at that god awful shitty beard!! FUCK YOU, CADE SKYWALKER!

And it’s not just the religion thing, it’s everything you do. Make your fucking mind up Skywalker, is there anything you haven’t done? You’re a Jedi, no you’re a Sith, Oh wait now you’re a pirate, a smuggler, a bounty hunter, a master assasin, you’re a man, you’re a woman. You’re a douchbag Cade, and you bring shame upon the once great name of Skywalker.


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    Cade is just living life to the fullest
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