In Two Blinks Of a Lambs Tail

Sorry about all the spelling mistakes on the last post guys, my phone doesn’t have spell check...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:25:13 +0100

Sorry about all the spelling mistakes on the last post guys, my phone doesn’t have spell check and I was writing pretty hurridly, now tumblr won’t let me alter the post. LOVE YOU.

Do you like your body?

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:53:32 +0100

I’m comfortable with it. I wouldn’t go so far as to show itoff in public at any oppetunity but I’m not ashamed of it :) the only quarrel I have with my body is that I’m so skinny that it’s vert difficult to get comfortable on flat surfaces. I genuinely cannot rest my face sideways on a table because my cheekbones act as a pivot for my face.

Thank you for asking though :D are you happy with yours? Xx

I just learnt a transgender Thai prostitute can cost just $25. That’s about £16.60!!!

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:12:20 +0100

I just learnt a transgender Thai prostitute can cost just $25. That’s about £16.60!!!

Two porn blogs have started following me in the past day. What’s going on here??!

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:38:08 +0100

Two porn blogs have started following me in the past day. What’s going on here??!

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Thu, 23 May 2013 18:50:10 +0100

sing-it-for-saint-jimmy: the good thing about fall out boy is you can play them in the car with...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:03:25 +0100

sing-it-for-saint-jimmy:

the good thing about fall out boy is you can play them in the car with your parents and they dont know patrick is cussing or singing about sex because all they hear is werekjwwknzewdown;lngl;uanwncockitglwjrnplg pull it

capturedphotos: 8 Minutes of the Earth’s Rotation How I wish...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:48:58 +0100

capturedphotos:

8 Minutes of the Earth’s Rotation

How I wish our planet’s movement was this apparent while staring at the night sky. It could probably make a lot more people realize just how tiny we are compared to this vast unexplored galaxy above our heads.

This is a stack of 70 pictures with a 5 second exposure each at ISO 3200 and f/2.2.

Photographed by: Paolo Nacpil

best-of-funny: awk-sauced: flomation: I thought I should...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:46:54 +0100

best-of-funny:

awk-sauced:

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

IM CRYING

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Fellow Whovians

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:23:02 +0100

I propose we all make a pact that if Moffat reveals the name of the Doctor tonight we should heckle him WITH the name everywhere he goes.

If the name is Bob, never again shall Steven Moffat be able to go to Tescoes with out the cry of “BOB BOB BOB” following hin down she isle. Should the name be Carl, no longer shall Moffat be able to swim without cries of CARL everwhere he goes. If his name is Hynklefastbrisen-tutu, thusly shall we shout.

Happy tuesday

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:22:55 +0100

Happy tuesday

take your pants off.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:30:04 +0100

Make me :D

That anon was being cheeky.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:29:59 +0100

That anon was being cheeky.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:19:02 +0100

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:05:01 +0100

Hahaha!! Elephant!

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:03:21 +0100

Hahaha!! Elephant!

Whilst looking at my photograph of Robert Mugabe, I notices Les...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:54:51 +0100

Whilst looking at my photograph of Robert Mugabe, I notices Les Dennis in the forground… Yeah.

The other day somebody told me that they were told my blog was...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:13:52 +0100

The other day somebody told me that they were told my blog was “naughty” but when checking it out, expectations were not met. So here’s my pants. YOLO.

Me looking serious in makeup.

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:59:04 +0100

Me looking serious in makeup.

So somebody on facebook said “Well Doctor Who was complete bollocks”. Needless to say,...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:55:22 +0100

So somebody on facebook said “Well Doctor Who was complete bollocks”. Needless to say, that somebody is no longer somebody’s friend.

What the fuck was that all about?!

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:45:39 +0100

What the fuck was that all about?!