In Two Blinks Of a Lambs Tail

Sarcasm should be used in moderation.

• Willy Wonka: Ohh so you have OCD? what a quirky person you must be!
• Me: It's actually not a lot of fun but thank you.
• Willy Wonka: Ohh so you're over your ex? please continue to talk about her then!
• Me: They've actually carried out studies Mr. Wonka, showing that on average it takes a person 18 months to get over an ex, by that logic I'm not totally over 2 of my ex's but that doesn't make me a bad person does it?
• Willy Wonka: Oh so you took a black and white photograph?
• Me: Answer my bloody question!
• Willy Wonka: What a deep and individual person you must be.
• Me: I wasn't trying to be individual I just like black and w... What the...
• Willy Wonka: Ohh so you like music?
• Me: Everyone likes music you pillock, YOU like music!
• Willy Wonka: What a deep and original person you must be!
• Me: Why are you doing this?
• Willy Wonka: Ohh so you like me?
• Me: Not any more!!